the bullshit of 1001 nights

Shinherezade once again [link], well, some ideas never get old.
I don’t know if I mentioned it before, but - just like Scheherezade kept telling stories during one thousand of nights to avoid having being beheaded, his heart ripped from his chest and eaten the day after, Shinherezade would talk about all the unlucky events of his life, all the times his heart got broken, all the girls he loved etc, which is really a lot of pathetic talk, to avoid having his heart ripped from his chest and eaten by Zuo (just like in their actual story). And Zuo would sure listen to him, because he really enjoys misfortune, depression and general bad luck happening to anyone (he’s the one to drive people insane after all!). I’m not sure about their marriage at the end, well, I don’t think Zuo would do such thing. And that part about giving 3 sons to him is quite questionable too…
And that's probably the most stupid AU I've ever came up withxD

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